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OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

i officially like animals more than people

AWWWWWWWWWWW

this blog is hilarious

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See what your followers think of you.

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BLACK = I would date you.

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GREEN = I think you’re cute.

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PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

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 RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

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YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

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BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

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PINK = I think you are unattractive.

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GREY = I wish you would notice me.

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Follow this blog and laugh some more

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That one-day of popularity on Facebook because it’s your birthday.

Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!

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avadakedavraurmother:

“I was taking pictures of Alcatraz at the time, and while I was taking the pictures, I saw, out of the corner of my eye, a girl walking by. She climbed over the rail, and she did it so smoothly… It was almost like she was going, like she had her own little clubhouse… I don’t know, like she was going to sit on the ledge to eat lunch.

So, I got a couple pictures of her climbing over, and then I started taking pictures of her standing on the ledge, and I realized that this girl’s about to jump. But when I was behind the camera, it was almost like it wasn’t real, because I was looking through the lens. I guess I was waiting for her to jump, because I thought there was nothing I could do. It was too late.

I started yelling out to the girl, you know, asking her what was wrong. She seemed to be speaking in a different language, and basically, like, tuning me out. Like, really not thinking about what I was saying. So, I got up on the rail and I reached out, and I really didn’t know I was gonna be able to grab the back of her jacket… But once I grabbed it, I just lifted her over the rail and got her down on the ground. She started fighting me a little bit, so I just sat on her chest and called 911, and they were probably there within a couple minutes.”

This is amazing. I hope you get rewarded for your kind gesture. <3

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